Tuesday, March 15, 2011

How Many Inches Deep Is Your Hymen?

Qatar Test: the pagelledi Marco Masetti

1 0 Japan, Honda and the dazzling Stoner. Failure to Lorenzo and Ducati. A 6 in a tight Rossi

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Japan: 10 - The paddock is full of Japanese who have situations at home, to say the least stressful, if not dramatic. A country to its knees, buildings and infrastructure destroyed, thousands dead, energy and water rationing, and their atomic nightmare, as the only form of externalized distress, put a black armband of Honda. Incredible.

Honda 10: - The arrival of Stoner (Nakamoto and in the control room) offers the greatest team in the world a few ideas, but clear. Not distort the motion at any time, for example. It works on the concrete, who goes on to be strong ... Meritocracy on the track.

Yamaha: 7 - Acknowledging a little 'later than the Honda, but M1 is capable of fantastic and beautiful curved brush, even if it is not shining. Considerable purchasing Spies, just fast.

Ducati: 5 - saves only De Puniet, with a tour of life lost all courage and determination. With Rossi bruised there is no other leader capable of leaps forward. Stoner, without pity, calls it "winning bike but difficult, to be learned." To metabolize.

Stoner: 10 - The complete surprise, but only for the face relaxed and availability. If you remain so calm and unruffled on the other will be tough. It seems his brother "Cool" the rider who last year was at Ducati.

Lorenzo: 5 - seems lost and the butt race simulation. Nothing serious, for heaven's sake, but the presence of Spies, very determined, and the team does not like, suddenly, Latin America is less hospitable. Maybe he regrets a teammate like Rossi?

Rossi: 6 - If he did not KO the shoulder would be clearly insufficient, but the way running makes it clear that despite the problem in race mode or in a bark, Vale will try to make something good. He is one of those going strong especially on Sundays. In any case, the preseason made him understand that Stoner is a really great rider. With the M1 would be further ahead?

Simoncelli: 7 - Started bad, then hunched and began to progress and eventually a candidate to be one of those that they can look at a podium. Maybe with a guide to follow during the most complicated race. A good reference is always useful and he has the honesty to say so.


Elias: 4 - Partly Cloudy. Runs with high time and can not find the direction. After the triumphs of Moto2, a rude awakening in the top class.

De Puniet: 7.5 - It 's a driver that does damage (say € 200,000 with two falls on Sunday) but then threw the belly to the ground to know the honor and his team. Horse interesting, not only for the amazing girlfriend.

Crutchlow: 6 - Loses a piece of finger in a fall ... The MotoGP is traditionally very friendly and British riders Cal confirms it.

Show: 2 - Why does not transmit an hour of "Superpole" as the time of the BMW Award? Bikes and riders on the track, to secure more sponsors happy audience ready to have fun. Well, sometimes you'd think that ours is an underground sport.

Journalists Italian: 5 - No, not voting is the number. We are no longer present to test the colony, the Spaniards have not even come despite Lorenzo, Pedrosa and everything else. Confirmation: really an underground sport ...



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